Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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