You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
