so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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