Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Come share oat with me in your robe
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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