I hate all girls vehemently.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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