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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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