The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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