you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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