Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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