I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
