we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
