No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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