should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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