Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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