party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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