I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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