Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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