you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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