i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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