she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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