you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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