yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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