i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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