I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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