Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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