Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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