'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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