I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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