i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
