So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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