the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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