I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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