we have officially lost it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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