in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
