stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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