You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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