so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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