mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
