I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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