i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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