Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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