Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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