i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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