If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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