She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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