Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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