I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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