This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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