garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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