just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This is my gift to your gina
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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