Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i now understand why vodka
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
