But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
