she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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