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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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