So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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